Digger's definitions

Budweiser

Making love in a canoe.

This Bud's fucking close to water.

by Digger March 16, 2004

pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.

Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?

by Digger September 16, 2005

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

sweet stanky thang

The part of the female body that makes a grown man crazy for.

Lisa has a fine sweet stanky thang.

by Digger September 21, 2005

giggle weed

A slang term for marijuana or the herb.

Mark gave Tim some of that giggle weed and he ate the whole bag of sweet snacks.

by Digger September 29, 2005

monkey sauce

The secretion produced by the female while having sex with her male partner.

I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.

by Digger April 27, 2006