windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart
Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'
by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003
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jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.
Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!
by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005
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crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'
by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003
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lucozade

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
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do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."
by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006
mugGet the do me a lemonmug.

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.
'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'
by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003
mugGet the noggiesmug.

whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.
Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!
by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003
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