38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.
I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.
by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

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Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.
Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003

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Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.
Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!
by David from Kingsbury August 29, 2005

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To do a fart
Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?
by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

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Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.
Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005

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Mainly American children's word for a toilet
Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?
by David from Kingsbury August 29, 2005

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Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."
by David from Kingsbury April 13, 2006

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