38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'
by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003

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Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.
Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005

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Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair
Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003

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Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

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Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

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Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted
Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

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Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.
He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005

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