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Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
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Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.
Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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what the fuck is this bumf in my mailbox?!?!?!?!?!?!!
by Ishkabibble August 20, 2003
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corey is such a bumf.
by rabbit February 06, 2005
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bumf is just stuff. not much else to it.
such-a-thing comes with a lot of unnecessary bumf.
by <shrug> November 20, 2005
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Someone That's Unattractive
Black Ugly Motha Fucka
Boo Bitch Tell That BUMF To Call Somebody Who Cares
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bumf??? bumf!!!
by CAT~ February 26, 2004
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