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1.
Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.
Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
 
2.
Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
 
3.
spam
what the fuck is this bumf in my mailbox?!?!?!?!?!?!!
by Ishkabibble August 20, 2003
 
4.
big ugly mother fucker
corey is such a bumf.
by rabbit February 06, 2005
 
5.
bumf is just stuff. not much else to it.
such-a-thing comes with a lot of unnecessary bumf.
by <shrug> November 20, 2005
 
6.
(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.
"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."
by thatsme111111 October 18, 2009
 
7.
short for anal sex
bumf??? bumf!!!
by CAT~ February 26, 2004