38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.
Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!
by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003
Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.
'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.
Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning
Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.
Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
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