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When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.
I CLOGGED MY TOILEY
toiley by irreksti March 27, 2015
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tidey chunk 

The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.
"Johnny gave me a tidey chunk last night"
tidey chunk by Holliver May 18, 2008
1. A famous YouTube and Twitch personality, known for being a pro-Minecraft player as well a both a notorious racist and simultaneously also a major gay-rights activist.

2. Used to refer to the TideYT brand of men's silicone horse penis-shaped sex toys
1. " Hey have you watched TideYT's iceberg video? "

" Yeah! I wonder who the handsome person is that made the iceberg..."
2. " Joe decided to shove a TideYT up his anus today "
TideYT by ChimneyEggs August 9, 2022
Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.
Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.
toikey by Norman December 6, 2003

Toikey Boiga 

(Pronouced Toy-key boy-guh, to be said in a New York accent) A sandwich compiled mostly of turkey, and other various condiments and sandwich additives.
Hey, waita. It's been twenty fuckin' minutes since I ordered my toikey boiga. Kapish?
Toikey Boiga by sidexwalk June 27, 2009

Toiley Sniffs 

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.
I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.