blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

drop one

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning

Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003