467 definitions by David

Moonspell

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'

Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka

by David March 13, 2005

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

by David January 4, 2004

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 5, 2004

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by David October 29, 2003

squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

by David January 18, 2004