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webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.
screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.
by David May 23, 2008
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drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
by David March 24, 2008
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You People

What Uncle Arthur of TV Show BEWITCHED (starring Elizabeth Montgomery) asked Darren's side of the family. Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde was a Warlock where as Darren (Dick York) and the members of the Stephens family were mortal. They easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. Samantha's family members were each Centuries old, thus sophisticated. This advantage had them versed from world travel, languages of the tongue & the ages and accessibility to alternate astro-planes.
I just changed your purse into its original animal . What's so unusual about that ? No need to become so reactionary. Who are you people anyway?
by David December 12, 2015
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rattled

Angry or very pissed off. As if very distraught and not as in the snakes rattler.
I am mike Seib rattled when i got hit in the head with the bike.
by David July 4, 2004
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Summit

Summit- A slang for something, actually, its a native slang for something, comming all the way from Thompson Manitoba
So, you wanna go down my pants or summit?
So you wanna go driving around or summit?
by David July 5, 2004
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shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
by David July 7, 2004
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gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)
D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser
by david July 8, 2004
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