162 definitions by D Flawless

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 27, 2020

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 23, 2022

Fuck E Cheese

The best pizza in the world

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey

by D Flawless May 8, 2021

stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection

The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's

by D Flawless November 22, 2021

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 19, 2022

Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Brotein powder

Anabolic steroids

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole

by D Flawless June 23, 2022