Cyberwulf's definitions

LOFOH

Acronym to use for someone who typically should have left work by now. Log Off and Fuck Off Home

I'm done with work today... Time for me to LOFOH

by Cyberwulf March 1, 2016

Office Amnesia

Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.

Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.

by Cyberwulf July 22, 2012

thumb exercises

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012

vistacized

to boot up your pc only to find Vista locking you out of certain functions

My pc has vistacized me from using MSN. I'll have to shut down and start again.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2008

cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014