Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.
Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
by Cyberwulf July 21, 2012
by Cyberwulf November 27, 2015
Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.
Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014
The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users
by Cyberwulf July 14, 2012
by Cyberwulf September 09, 2008