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Vistaize 

The process of having someone from the IT department upgrade your PC to the Vista OS.
IT stopped by this morning to Vistaize my laptop, is yours done yet?
Vistaize by LGA1961 February 9, 2009
Related Words

vistafied 

when puzzling and confusing things happen to a vista user.
i am so vistafied why my raid drivers suddenly stopped working.
vistafied by Reece Anderson July 3, 2008

vistacide 

What happens with your brand-spanking new PC crashes when trying to use some trivial program that has worked fine previously. Analogous to the Windows XP blue screen of death.
My new notebook pulled a Vistacide when trying to sync my iPod.
vistacide by Reichard2007 August 19, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026