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stripping hole

1. A water filled hole left over from surface mining, ranging in size from a large puddle, to the size of a lake. Used as illegal swimming holes, and to dump stolen cars into. 2. Any hole, dry or water filled, leftover from surface mining.

Derived from stripping pit and swimming hole.
1. Kids in the Anthracite Coal Region always swim, in the stripping holes west of the Poconos.

2. A stripping hole, doesn't always have to have water in it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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cunty fresh

The clean smell of a well maintenanced vagina.
Damn Taylor Swift is cunty fresh, nothing like the boiling cauldron of vinegar Katy Perry sits on.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 11, 2010
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First Night

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010
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tweenwich

When two lesbian tweens scissor each other, with a pedophile's face in between their crotches.
pedophile 1: I wish iCarly and her co-star would give me a tweenwich.

pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.

pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.
The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012
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Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010
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Geli

When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.

Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?

Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.

Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.

(freaky aryan sex ensues)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010
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