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A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010
Get the Andy Dick Head Slam mug.1. A water filled hole left over from surface mining, ranging in size from a large puddle, to the size of a lake. Used as illegal swimming holes, and to dump stolen cars into. 2. Any hole, dry or water filled, leftover from surface mining.
Derived from stripping pit and swimming hole.
Derived from stripping pit and swimming hole.
1. Kids in the Anthracite Coal Region always swim, in the stripping holes west of the Poconos.
2. A stripping hole, doesn't always have to have water in it.
2. A stripping hole, doesn't always have to have water in it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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Get the cunty fresh mug.The areas outside of the metropolitan and suburban areas of Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Inhabitants are stereotyped as intellectually inferior, conservative, heavily armed and god fearing.
Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
urbanite: I thought the blacks in Newark were scary, but I don't see assault rifles and shot guns decorating the rear windows of their rides. I'll fly next time, before I drive through Pennsylabama again.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
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man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
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Get the dead wait mug.When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010
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