Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

whineditor

The talentless speditors that constantly complain in the Urban Dictionary forums, about the humorous entries to the UD. They consider any sex act other than reproductive intercourse, sexual violence.

whineditor: We must stop all of the sexually violent definitions in UD... Did you ever here of an Alabama Hot Pocket or a Cleveland Steamer occuring to anyone.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010

stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

pedophile chic

1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.

1. iCarly is so pedophile chic.

2. Roman Polanski is proof of Hollywood's pedophile chic mentality.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010

she's legal

The phrase for men with an appetite for barely legal pussy, must always remember.

police officer: Freeze perv, or I'll blow your fucking head off!

innocent dude: She's legal!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

cunty fresh

The clean smell of a well maintenanced vagina.

Damn Taylor Swift is cunty fresh, nothing like the boiling cauldron of vinegar Katy Perry sits on.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 11, 2010