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7 definitions by CrowFace

 
1.
Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.
Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
2.
Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
3.
When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.
That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
4.
Congressional sexual speak via IM
Vote Dirty Foley for congress!
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
5.
Fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket
No intercourse? How 'bout some Frank-In-Sense
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
6.
The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.
I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.
by CrowFace October 07, 2006
 
7.
Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.
Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!
by Crowface October 20, 2006