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Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the COVID-Ø mug.When some corona-infected souls dream of monsters trying to prematurely take away their lives, or of evil spirits trying to continually oppress or torment them.
For two consecutive nights, Don had a frightening Covid-👹 experience—if only he knew that he’d cast away these demonic forces by calling on the name of Jesus Christ, he needn’t suffer this life-and-death spiritual ordeal.
by Covido November 19, 2020
Get the Covid-👹 mug.The post-pandemic weapon of choice by underpaid and undervalued workers to paralyze or blackmail their employers, thanks to unions’ demands for higher pay and humane working conditions for these overworked and exhausted (or exploited) workers—their “illegal” actions would force the overpaid bosses or politicians to be on their knees if they won’t play ball.
Guesstimate how many man- and woman-hours would be lost this year as ambulance drivers, nurses, rail operators, and postal workers in the UK go on coordinated strikes this festive season.
by Covido December 7, 2022
Get the Strike mug.When you act as if you are a better-looking person than what you look like in real life by dressing smartly because your face mask conceals your facial flaws, or you pretend to be a plain Jane via a face mask to avoid or minimize any public stare by dressing sloppily.
Since the start of the pandemic, millions of women (and a few thousand men) have saved lots of money on cosmetics, because they maskquerade themselves so well on those days when they need to go back to the office.
by Covido March 9, 2022
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No one knows whether the publication of foreign editions of Singapore math textbooks is heading towards a subset industry or not as a result of the covidization of Singapore math.
by Covido April 26, 2022
Get the The Covidization of Singapore Math mug.When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.
The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.
by Covido January 8, 2021
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Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.
by Covido May 1, 2022
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