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The name North Korea plans to christen its locally developed Covid-19 single-shot vaccine, which can be kept at regular refrigerated temperatures—it has allegedly been shown to be 91% effective in a Phase 3 trial involving no less than a quarter million human guinea pigs.
A spokesperson from the Pyongyang Medical University told the media that millions of free doses of Covikim would be shipped to friendly nations like Iran, Syria, and Mozambique as part of the country’s “vaccine diplomacy.”
by Covido January 29, 2021
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A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
by Covido December 16, 2022
Get the Assassination Coordinates mug.That someone will die of the coronavirus, whether they get vaccinated or not, is determined by their Creator, who has the final say on their last day on earth.
If your time to journeying to the other side of eternity has come or hasn’t arrived yet, regardless of the pandemic situation around you, or of the necessary health precautions you’ve taken, it all boils down to your covid fate, and not because of a deadlier variant of the virus that is hell-bent to ending your life prematurely.
by Covido March 7, 2021
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Guesstimate how many migrant workers in the Middle East and in Asia have so far fallen prey to covid exploitation by their unscrupulous employers.
by Covido July 2, 2021
Get the Covid Exploitation mug.When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.
by Covido November 1, 2020
Get the Covid-45 is the new Covid-19. mug.When someone who has been vaccinated could still be infected and tested positive for the coronavirus for a few common reasons, such as there is a lag between vaccination and protection; the vaccine doesn’t work retroactively; and the vaccine may be ineffective against new variants of the virus.
by Covido February 3, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19⁺ mug.Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
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