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When the world hopes that Covid-19 would suffer the same fate as the dodo in 2021, as the coronavirus or its mutated deadlier version loses its fight against any new vaccine.
A global population approaching eight billion can’t wait to witness Covid-🦤, with thousands of them longing to visit the birthplace of the dodo for their holidays, whose flights to Mauritius were aborted due to Covid-19.
by Covido November 24, 2020
Get the Covid-🦤 mug.When the island paradise of Mauritius wished the coronavirus would go the way of the dodo, so that it could welcome back the tourists (and new tax fugitives) to revive its half-dead economy.
How long would the Dodo Island, which hopes that generous China would freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size, have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-🇲🇺 mug.When men, at every age, who are infected with the coronavirus are far more likely to die than women, based on the Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of men and women, which is the number of infected cases divided by the number of deaths.
One theory why Covid-19 prefers men to women is the fact that women with two X chromosomes have a more powerful immune system than men, who only have one, and a number of immune genes are only found on the X chromosome.
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Prefers Men to Women mug.When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.
Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
by Covido November 25, 2020
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Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-20/21 mug.Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the COVID-Ø mug.Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).
by Covido November 26, 2020
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