Covido's definitions

Maskformed

When millions of people worldwide have half or part of the face warped by prolonged mask-wearing since the beginning of the pandemic, and as a result are reluctant to take off their masks in public.

With millions of maskformed folks who are fearful of being stared, trillions of foul-mouthed rants (and thousands of violent acts) were avoided (and prevented) in the last two years globally.

by Covido March 21, 2022

Corona Cloud

When you eerily see that the dark clouds in the sky look like the shape of the coronavirus.

When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?

by Covido September 27, 2020

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-🦤

When the world hopes that Covid-19 would suffer the same fate as the dodo in 2021, as the coronavirus or its mutated deadlier version loses its fight against any new vaccine.

A global population approaching eight billion can’t wait to witness Covid-🦤, with thousands of them longing to visit the birthplace of the dodo for their holidays, whose flights to Mauritius were aborted due to Covid-19.

by Covido November 24, 2020

Singpaore Mtah

Graet nwes for dylsexic nedrs eevywhree who wnat to leran “Singapore Math” whtiout acucrate spleling or gramamr.

Singpaore Mtah srtikes trreor aomng eidtors aruond the wolrd wohse dyas mgiht be numeberd.

by Covido February 24, 2022

Covid-🇰🇷

When South Korea’s initial success in mitigating infection via effective tracking and selective quarantining without having strict lockdowns later took a blow when cult church leaders lied to the authorities about their members, suspected to be potential vectors of the virus.

South Korea’s approach to containing Covid-🇰🇷 has so far been mixed, with their vaccination exercise only started recently, compared to other Asian countries.

by Covido April 7, 2021

Covid-25

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.

At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.

by Covido December 5, 2021