Covido's definitions

Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.

Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.

by Covido November 14, 2020

🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)

A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.

Eric plagiarized “🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus “China virus,” “Chinese virus,” and “Kung flu” in racially charged tweets.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.

Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🌡

When temperature checking is unreliable in detecting those who are infected with the coronavirus but have no symptoms, or in identifying those who have symptoms but show no fever.

What percentage of people who have active Covid-19 would remain undetected due to Covid-🌡 failure?

by Covido November 15, 2020

Coronatrumped

When you are being lied to that the coronavirus is just another flu that would go away by Easter or Christmas, or that mask-wearing or social distancing is optional unless you want to be politically correct.

Ann felt coronatrumped by her boyfriend, who told her that no one could really be infected by casual kissing.

by Covido November 16, 2020

Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.

Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.

by Covido November 16, 2020