Covido's definitions

Covid-404

The error message Miss Corona saw when she visited Satan’s website, which had crashed as a result of tens of thousands of his ambassadors accessing it, who felt defenseless against the half-dozen vaccines currently available in the market.

When Covid-404 popped up on her screen, Ms. Corona knew that her days on Earth are numbered, and that it’s time for her to get ready to journey to other planets to carry on her deadly mission.

by Covido March 2, 2021

Covid-365

When the number of corona infections or deaths in a country or county on a single day reaches the number of days in a year, which hints that a new wave of infection is likely taking place, and the possibility of a new lockdown to contain the pandemic is inevitable.

When Covid-19 experiences a Covid-365 situation, Lockdown 2.0 is unavoidable to reduce the rising number of casualties or fatalities.

by Covido December 9, 2020

Covid-🤥

The emoticon for “Trumpvirus.” When the corona lies and conspiracies of the Liar-in-Chief to the American public are more dangerous than the virus itself, whose blind faith in him has led to millions of infected cases and tens of thousands of deaths.

Except for diehard Trumpists who would disagree to the nth degree, Covid-🤥 is deadlier than Covid-19 from any angle.

by Covido December 26, 2020

Punk Prayer

When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.

Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.

by Covido April 8, 2022

Con-19

A label given to someone who tries to cheat or rob others or the authorities during the coronavirus pandemic—for instance, a bogus law enforcer who catches others who don’t wear a mask, then expects to be bribed so that the victims could avoid paying a hefty fine or being sent to jail.

Thousands of con-19s have emerged from all corners of the globe to prey on the gullible and the superstitious folks.

by Covido November 29, 2020

Covid-🇹🇼

When Taiwan promises the fifteen countries that still have diplomatic ties with her to help them buy Covid-19 vaccines as long as Taiwanese money is not used to procure China’s home-grown, half-trialed vaccines.

Beijing tried to bribe a number of vulnerable poor nations in Latin America, the Caribbean, and the Pacific, by promising to help them with their Covid-🇹🇼 and financial crises if they would just ditch Taiwan for China.

by Covido March 24, 2021

Covid-🇨🇳

When China’s refusal to acknowledge that Wuhan is ground zero for the coronavirus, and its attempt to conceal the outbreak until whistleblowers leaked out the news to the world, is the root cause for the spread of the virus globally, which has since led to millions of infections and deaths.

Instead of admitting that it failed to warn the world about the coronavirus outbreak, China refuses to bear responsibility for lying and not closing its borders when thousands of its own citizens were already infected and had died from the plague—can the world really blame the West for wanting to label the coronavirus Covid-🇨🇳 instead of Covid-19?

by Covido November 22, 2020