Covido's definitions

Covid-🇷🇺

When Russia even with its much publicized home-made, half-baked vaccine, Sputnik V, named after the first satellite in space, is registering new heights in corona infections and deaths—both local critics and aliens are 99.99% certain that Putin & Co. are downplaying and falsifying coronavirus figures.

With underfunded hospitals and shortage of medicines, and with a corrupt dictatorship that is notorious for serially lying to its people, is it surprising that Russia is presently experiencing a Covid-🇷🇺 crisis?

by Covido December 21, 2020

Maskquerade

When you act as if you are a better-looking person than what you look like in real life by dressing smartly because your face mask conceals your facial flaws, or you pretend to be a plain Jane via a face mask to avoid or minimize any public stare by dressing sloppily.

Since the start of the pandemic, millions of women (and a few thousand men) have saved lots of money on cosmetics, because they maskquerade themselves so well on those days when they need to go back to the office.

by Covido March 9, 2022

Carnivak-Cov

Sputnik V for animals, which unprovenly generates antibodies in dogs, cats, foxes, and mink, by protecting them from Covid-19 for at least half a year, and prevents viral mutations from developing.

Just as Sputnik V was the world’s first registered half-baked Covid-19 vaccine for humans, Carnivak-Cov is the world’s first registered half-trialed Covid-19 vaccine for animals—a double first for Russia, as it pursues its vaccine diplomacy in the developing world.

by Covido May 26, 2021

COVID-995

When healthy or asymptomatic members of the public, who suspect that they might have contracted Covid-19 but with no life-threatening or emergency conditions, are conveniently dialing 995, thus depriving those who genuinely need the service urgently from doing so.

How many lives could have been saved globally had there been fewer or no COVID-995 calls?

by Covido November 5, 2021

Covid-🎄

When an inept head of state’s early “Christmas present” to the nation is to implement more draconian measures to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which is worsening by the day, thus making it virtually impossible for people to meet up during the festive season.

In anticipation of a second wave, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is coming up with a set of restrictions for Covid-🎄, which could last a painful six months until March 2021.

by Covido September 23, 2020

COVID-Ø

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).

The big question is: “How long would the world have to wait before COVID-Ø became a reality?”

by Covido November 26, 2020

Coronasomnia

Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.

by Covido January 31, 2021