A formula to figure out 19.
Are these two equations equivalent: 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 and 10 – 🦠 = –9?
by Covido January 07, 2021
Get the 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9mug. When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.
Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
Get the Covid-🎰mug. When millions from the Chinese diaspora run the risk of being blacklisted and barred from entering China, Hong Kong, and Macau, because they refuse to publicly acknowledge or recognize that there is only one China in the world, and not two China’s—an autocratic China and a democratic Republic of China (or Taiwan).
Pro-Taipei mathematicians and math educators living in Asia, who reject the “1 China” worldview, risk a higher chance of being kidnapped by Chinese “special forces” and sent to reeducation camps in Xinjiang.
by Covido August 04, 2022
Get the 1 Chinamug. Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.
Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”
by Covido October 22, 2022
Get the Make China Great Again!mug. A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 02, 2020
Get the Trump is Covid-19⁺mug. Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.
by Covido December 12, 2021
Get the COVID-10011mug. When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.
Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
by Covido November 25, 2020
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