213 definitions by Covido
When India continues to break new world records in its daily rise in corona cases and deaths, with its hospitals running out of beds and medical oxygen, thanks to its inept and corrupt right-wing government, which allowed religious festivals and political rallies to be held, which became superspreader events, in the midst of the apocalyptic health situation plaguing the nation.
Just when the world thought that no head of state could match ex-President Trump’s failure in containing the pandemic crisis, Prime Minister Narendra Modi could prove everyone wrong by his serial mishandling of Covid-🇮🇳.
by Covido May 7, 2021
When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.
For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.
by Covido November 23, 2020
When Catholic priests in the Philippines, who link Covid-19 with the devil’s work, are using exorcism to fight the coronavirus, by using a cross, holy water, and holy salt as their deadly spiritual weapons.
Due to Covid-🇵🇭, besides conducting services for families whose loved ones had died of Covid-19, priests are risking their lives by going around exorcizing funeral homes, with some of them even telling families to refrain from being inoculated because some approved vaccines were produced from aborted fetuses.
by Covido March 8, 2021
When the world hopes that Covid-19 would suffer the same fate as the dodo in 2021, as the coronavirus or its mutated deadlier version loses its fight against any new vaccine.
A global population approaching eight billion can’t wait to witness Covid-🦤, with thousands of them longing to visit the birthplace of the dodo for their holidays, whose flights to Mauritius were aborted due to Covid-19.
by Covido November 25, 2020
When diehard party-goers insist on attending a Halloween party in the midst of the pandemic, because they conspiratorially claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of ghosts and spirits here on Earth and in Hell.
To fight Covid-👻, both QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists are reluctantly wearing “frightening” masks this Halloween to scare off the Wuhan virus.
by Covido October 31, 2020
When the number of corona infections or deaths is a million, mostly due to the mishandling of the pandemic crisis, or to the ineptitude of an oft-corrupt or rogue head of state.
A covidillion deaths and over 33 covidillion infections were recorded yesterday thanks to corrupt or fake leaders like Trump, Johnson, Modi, and Bolsonaro.
by Covido September 29, 2020
When men, at every age, who are infected with the coronavirus are far more likely to die than women, based on the Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of men and women, which is the number of infected cases divided by the number of deaths.
One theory why Covid-19 prefers men to women is the fact that women with two X chromosomes have a more powerful immune system than men, who only have one, and a number of immune genes are only found on the X chromosome.
by Covido November 25, 2020