Covido's definitions

Cørøffin

A custom-made casket resembling the spiky coronavirus that a wealthy person would anonymously order to be sent to the loved ones of their dead business or political foe.

A Wuhan billionaire had commissioned carpenters in North Korea for a cørøffin, which would be flown to the United States as Beijing’s “donation” in the event that a China-unfriendly VIP at the White House experienced his last heartbeat.

by Covido September 5, 2020

Covid-🇲🇹

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.

Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-🇲🇹 crisis.

by Covido January 9, 2021

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Coviderers

Criminals or money launderers who prey on young people’s Covid-related financial troubles, by hiring them as money mules via fake job adverts, who are given a cut for allowing their bank accounts to be used.

Guesstimate many thousands of coviderers worldwide were involved in the money laundering or muling business in 2020.

by Covido March 10, 2021

Covid-🇸🇨

When authorities in Seychelles wished to inoculate over 70% of its estimated 98,000 population by mid-March, thanks to donated half-baked or half-trialed vaccines as part of their donor’s “vaccine diplomacy,” which would make the tourism-dependent islands the first nation to vaccinate its entire population and allow restrictions to be relaxed further.

Although the islands' relative isolation has allowed them to weather the Covid-19 storm relatively well and remain open to tourists, who needed to be confined to their hotels for 10 days upon arrival, it’s doubtful how they’d contain Covid-🇸🇨, as their visitors mostly come from places with high infection and mortality rates, which have witnessed new variants of the virus.

by Covido February 3, 2021

Corrorist

An identified asymptomatic Covid-19 radical Islamist who is hell-bent to infect as many “infidels” as possible, who refuse to convert to their faith.

In Xinjiang, dozens of corrorists have volunteered to travel all the way to Beijing with the aim of infecting a thousand-odd hardcore Chinese Communists to “teach them a lesson” for cracking down on Islamic extremism.

by Covido November 22, 2020

Corona Devi

The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.

Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.

by Covido May 27, 2021