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When wealthy corona patients want to bribe doctors so that they needn’t wait for weeks or months to be vaccinated—they let the doctors decide what they wish to do with their generous contribution: to keep it for themselves, or to donate it to a charity (out of guilt).
A CEO was about to donate $50,000 to the hospital for getting a braccine, but withheld the money when he’s told that he wouldn’t be getting the Pfizer/BioNTech Covid-19 or the Moderna dosage, but the Sputnik V shot instead—a proof that not all Covid-19 vaccines are treated equal.
by Covido December 19, 2020
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Psalm 95 shows that praising and worshiping God is as important as praying and prostrating to Him—to rejoice with songs of praise anytime and anywhere for His goodness to us, while we pray to Him to heal and deliver us.
by Covido November 1, 2020
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A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 4, 2022
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Although the infection rate in the local community is low or zero, however, with new daily corona cases from returnees who have been stranded overseas for months, it’s unlikely that the country would witness a Cørøna Day any time soon.
by Covido October 15, 2020
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A Chief Justice from South Africa received a public backlash after praying about 💉₆₆₆ at a church event.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.
by Covido January 8, 2021
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China, which had trialed four vaccines whose efficacy rates are as low as 50%, is seriously considering Frankenstein vaccination to optimize its immunization process.
by Covido April 12, 2021
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