Covido's definitions

Corona Cloud

When you eerily see that the dark clouds in the sky look like the shape of the coronavirus.

When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?

by Covido September 27, 2020

Covidillion

When the number of corona infections or deaths is a million, mostly due to the mishandling of the pandemic crisis, or to the ineptitude of an oft-corrupt or rogue head of state.

A covidillion deaths and over 33 covidillion infections were recorded yesterday thanks to corrupt or fake leaders like Trump, Johnson, Modi, and Bolsonaro.

by Covido September 29, 2020

Trump is Covid-19⁺

A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.

That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.

by Covido October 2, 2020

Covidiocy

A synonymous word to describe Trump’s insane, irrational, lunatic, or stupid thought or behavior vis-à-vis the coronavirus—for example, he posted on Facebook that Covid-19 is less deadly than the seasonal flu.

Which is more dangerous or deadly for America: Covidiocy or white supremacy?

by Covido October 6, 2020

Don’t be afraid of Covid!

What Donald J. Trump cold-heartedly tweeted to Americans to “prove” to them that he had triumphed over the virus, as if everybody could have access to 24/7 world-class medical care and to experimental medications as him to speed up their recovery.

President Trump’s “Don’t be afraid of Covid!” is not only offensive or repugnant to the families and friends of the 210,000-odd people who had died of Covid-19, and to the 7.5 million of people who had contracted the virus, but also irresponsible or ill-advised to the American public, who are repulsed by his lack of sympathy.

by Covido October 6, 2020

Trumpected

When someone is not corona-free, yet tells everybody that they are no longer contagious, or that they are immune from catching the virus again.

With his doctors withholding information to the public about his corona condition, the trumpected superspreader told his love-hate TV channel that he’s ready to resume campaign rallies.

by Covido October 8, 2020

Covid-91°

When the authorities could not confirm how many people who died of forest fires, when the temperature then was about 91 degrees centigrade, were already infected with the coronavirus (and were probably on the way to the other side of eternity).

In California, the public was clueless how many of the two-dozen-odd deaths were Covid-91° victims.

by Covido October 11, 2020