Cosmo's definitions

money

Money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.

money is an (un)neccessary evil. see: anarchy

by Cosmo December 24, 2003

dome

A contest held between two or more competitors in which a set amount of beer is ingested by all competitors at regular intervals, usually one beer/minute. A competitor is declared "out" when he or she vomits. The last competitor to have not vomited is the winner. One-on-one domes are usually announced by chants of "Two men enter, one man leaves."

May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.

"I won the dome last night by drinking 13 beers in 13 minutes."

or

"Did you see those guys doming last night?"

by Cosmo April 20, 2004

pinwheel of death

When one is using Macintosh OS X, and the computer crashes by turning the cursor into a pinwheel and not letting you do anything. SImilar to the Blue Screen of death from the old Windows NT days, but, like many Apple products, cuter and more friendly looking.

"Whoops! I tried to open two programs at once on this iMac with the stock 256mb of RAM. Now the keyboard and mouse button aren't working."

"Yup. Looks like you got the old pinwheel of death."

by cosmo October 23, 2005

jimjam

a condom. combination of jimmy (or jimmy hat) and toe jam.

see jimjams, jim-jams, etc

by Cosmo January 3, 2005

'bitzing

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."

After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.

by Cosmo July 19, 2005

dick measuring contest

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

by Cosmo October 12, 2005

bunga

Anal sex, derived from the Bunga Joke.

bunga bunga bunga bunga
and then they raped him up the ass.

by cosmo March 20, 2004