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(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.
by cosmo August 17, 2004
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Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
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by Cosmo February 7, 2007
Get the Colombian Flu mug.a stuffy college professor word that describes when you use part of an object to refer to the whole object. If you call you gun a "nine," or refer to a guy who is mean as a "dick," thats synecodche. Like most college professor words, it is originally greek, transferred into Latin and then imported into english.
"Man I can't go out tonight. I got no wheels"
(since he says "wheels" but means "car," this is synecdoche.)
(since he says "wheels" but means "car," this is synecdoche.)
by cosmo July 20, 2004
Get the synecdoche mug.An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.
May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."
Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."
Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.
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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
by Cosmo March 22, 2004
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"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"
-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
by cosmo October 8, 2004
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