Cody's definitions

nuber

an uber nube, an extreme novice
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker

People who waste their lives at LanWerx are nubers.

by Cody September 8, 2003

dukes

Its like a hand shake. But insted the two users make fists and punch one anothers hand, not hard, just a with a little force.

A good time to use it is when something cool just happened. Kinda like a high five.
"Sweet, you can see that chicks thong! Dukes!! "

by Cody October 19, 2002

DUFF

Dumb Ugly Fat Friend: Usually accompied by the attractive girl that you actually want to talk to.

That girl is so hot, but she has that Duff standing next to her.

by Cody August 23, 2004

Mushroom Head

A great band who has a mix of metal and classic rock vocals from two different singers. Many compare them to Slipknot, although; they came before slipknot.

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroom Head

by Cody January 3, 2005

clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

jizzam

Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".

(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!

by Cody January 18, 2005

Prostimatute

The pronunciation used by Yogi Bear for prostitute

"Heeeeey a boo-boo, lets get us some prostimatutes!"

by Cody March 12, 2003