Cody's definitions

Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

by cody May 21, 2004

saxtonuffelupagus

strange creature of jurrisac era much like a mammoth, but with a pt badge for a left eye, characteristics include, making privateuffelupagus's do push ups for no reason other than personal pleasure, and eating cheese.

elmo comforted saxtonuffelupagus when he lost his dear friend mr. huggy, the stuffed brick of cheese he recieved from his late mother while a child.

by cody May 21, 2004

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002

short bus

A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.

"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"

"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."

by Cody May 28, 2004

blood butt

a gay person who likes it up the bum.

"jay jay is a blood butt"

by cody November 29, 2003

asap

After Sex Arousal Plan

Only 6 minutes? I need an ASAP, cuz i'm a fucking loser.

by Cody December 13, 2003

Tekken

The deepest street fighter clone ever made. About as deep as a drop of water on a hot pan. Anyone's mom can play and beat it within an hour.

I can beat any Tekken game at "Hard" setting by hitting the control pad repeatedly with my toes.

by Cody February 24, 2003