CocoSantango's definitions

Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Double Roller

A bowel movement that requires more than one roll of toilet paper.

Last time I ate that many chili dogs I had a double roller.

by CocoSantango September 2, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011