Definitions by CocoSantango

Tuscaloosa Telescope 

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

Tuscaloosa Telescope by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Seatard 

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

Seatard by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

Ghost Raping 

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.

This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.

Ghost Raping by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

Wiener Whistler 

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

Wiener Whistler by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Flagged Out 

When people get together on the internet and decide to flag someone's youtube videos to get their account closed.

Joey made so many people angry that they flagged out his youtube account.

Flagged Out by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Fire Hoop 

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.

Fire Hoop by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

herpesgonosyphillaids 

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.

herpesgonosyphillaids by CocoSantango September 18, 2010