CocoSantango's definitions

Ghost Raping

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.

This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.

by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Fire Hoop

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Dredging

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by CocoSantango July 18, 2010

Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011