CocoSantango's definitions

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

herpesgonosyphillaids

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Flagged Out

When people get together on the internet and decide to flag someone's youtube videos to get their account closed.

Joey made so many people angry that they flagged out his youtube account.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Fire Hoop

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Food Stacking

The act of sandwiching two or more individual meals together to create one huge meal.

KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.

by CocoSantango September 6, 2010

Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010