CocoSantango's definitions

herpesgonosyphillaids

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Fire Hoop

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Dredging

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by CocoSantango July 18, 2010

Food Stacking

The act of sandwiching two or more individual meals together to create one huge meal.

KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.

by CocoSantango September 6, 2010

Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010