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A biblical name yet very deceptive. At first sight you think beauty, innocence, nurturing. Rebekah will go to your ass without remorse. She's sarcastic, mouth like a sailor, will make you regret waking up that morning, but still you can't quit looking at her, she somehow makes you crave her. The "reb", is short for rebel. She doesn't walk a straight line, rebellious, as long as the cause is harmless. She fears authority or getting caught. Shes on that nigga time, Always late, but worth the wait. She's a ride or die, she'll have your back but if you ever cross her, you better watch your's. Beautiful, charming. If you're lucky enough to have a chance with her, it's because she's been watching you and saw you coming, long before you got the courage to ask. Beware, she keeps guard. If crossed, angered or threatened she has unrivaled defenses and a just as deadly offense. She will hit you in places you didn't know existed. Amazing sex, she comes out as shy but by the end you"ll be fucking like wild animals, aggressive, choking, slapping, pulling hair, filthy mouth telling you to give her all that dick mother fucker!
Damn bro! Did you see Rebekah? That mother fucker was coming down the aisle at the Dollar Store toward me and I said "what up girl". Man that bitch turnt round, smiled at me this real sexy look in her eyes, kicked me right in the nuts and said ,"well it ain't gonna be your little dick reggin|d. "! .....Damn she hot as hell!
by CockslangerOG February 13, 2016
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The phrase started when a reporter thought a race crowd was shouting "let's go Brandon" but in reality was shouting "fuck Joe Biden", a phrase to express their frustration for the inept decisions and failing policies of this president..

It has since went beyond a jab at the ignorance of Joe Biden and become a term used toward his supporters, corrupt politicians, liberals and elite pedophiles who fund the socialist agendas. It's used to express disgust and disapproval of radical groups who attack police, burn the flag and loot cities. A term that says the American people will no longer tolerate sick individuals trying to indoctrinate and brainwash innocent children, confuse them with politically incorrect agendas and labels concerning gender. A term that says Americans of all races are fed up with accusations coming from hypocritical race baiting groups that use race as a tool for attention and profit.

It's become a term saying the sane, rational people of this country are no longer going to sit quietly, letting irrational idiots act like spoiled three year olds and burn this country to the ground spreading hatred.

When you hear a crowd shouting Let's go Brandon, you are hearing the pledge of allegiance, star spangled banner and Paul Revere all together but this time Paul is warning the traitors who spread division. He's letting them know that the Patriots who stand for Liberty and freedom are coming to take their country back and they stand United.
As Russia, China, North Korea and the rest of the world stood laughing, waiting and watching as the once powerful leader of the free world, the United States of America divided and crumbled from within, a storm was brewing unnoticed. The enemies of this nation both foreign and domestic, underestimated the strength and determination of the people. A nation of people that has sat silent too long, yet remained indivisible and loyal to the constitution that their founders gave them. Having trust and faith in God, still seeking Liberty and justice for all, the people arose to the call. The world watched as the corrupt and afflicted were driven out and America was made great again.. From the Kremlin to Beijing, you could hear the statue of Liberty chanting... LET'S GO BRANDON!
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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A young female in her late teens or early twenties that looks to be 60 or more years old. She's been strung out on meth since middle school. All of her teeth are missing, one eye usually bugs out and looks in a sideways direction.

Most of the time you can either hear them or smell them before you see them. It's rare to see them in daylight. They are nocturnal creatures. They live in the woods or in abandoned sheds and are afraid of water so they never shower or bathe. They make a cat like mumbling meow sound like they are trying to talk but it doesn't make sense. You can must often spot them around or in dumpsters. Exercise caution. Don't try to communicate with them or feed them. They're usually covered in puss filled sores and known to transmit diseases or parasites if you come in contact with one.

The name catawompus is an old Indian term derived from the cat like sounds they make (cata'), being a female or young woman (wom') and covered in puss filled sores (pus). They are believed to have originated from York county SC.
I saw a catawompus behind the Dollar General last night. It's eyes were bright red and foaming at the mouth. It was making a hell of a noise I think it was stuck in the dumpster.. I got the hell outta there!
by CockslangerOG September 13, 2022
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Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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A long, well paid vacation when you're supposed to be on the job but no one can ever find you. Occasionally you stroll through the office with a stack of papers to appear as if you're working but no one can tell what you've done.
CEO: we've got a meeting in 10 minutes, have you've seen that new secretary?
VP: I saw her earlier walking toward the copy machine but that was like 4 hours ago and haven't seen her since.
Eaves dropping janitor: y'all looking fo dat new splittail dat ho out back wit a couple dem warehouse boys smokin blunts bumpin NWA and knockin back 40s like she on a kamalacation.
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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