by Anthony1567 June 6, 2011
For someone, usually a girl, to punch a guy in the face as hard as possible after he has done something really stupid that is his fault. It is always his fault.
"I'm going to go Marianne on your ass, for crashing my car!"
To Go Marianne arse punch girl punch guy stupid guy guy's fault
To Go Marianne arse punch girl punch guy stupid guy guy's fault
by Are You Ted? March 31, 2011
The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
by mannafromhell June 24, 2009
A technique used on Internet bulletin boards/forums. The technique is compromised of posting large amounts of news stories to the forum in question. The objective is to climb the number-of-postings hierarchies in a short amount of time.
Word history
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Coined on the anarchist forum "Flag" by "Yuda" to describe the ingenious albeit well-meant tactics used by "anarchist678" to climb to the esteemed position of "old hand" in the Flag number-of-posts hierarchy in a short amount of time.
Word history
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Coined on the anarchist forum "Flag" by "Yuda" to describe the ingenious albeit well-meant tactics used by "anarchist678" to climb to the esteemed position of "old hand" in the Flag number-of-posts hierarchy in a short amount of time.
I'll go 678 on your ass and become a Pooh-Bah overnight.
by laphing July 11, 2003
but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
by j0-Rocks December 24, 2004
Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
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Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
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Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
by Heather Cantrell October 9, 2008
Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.
Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'
by in-the-dark July 4, 2010