| 1. | pulling a creeper | ||
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To pull a creeper is to lie, this lie is normally pathetic and unbelievable, and just to impress people. 'pulling a creeper' is best applied to compulsive liars. creepers that are pulled are usually preceeded by "yeh well," "yeh well, i had 20 Es last night, and speedy came round with a fistful of weed when i was getting laid by 10 or 11, but not 12, girls with strap-ons on. i got the Es form the birmingham black market, and while i was there i saw the clash. Both my parents are dead"
"who are they then creeper?" "theyre, eerrrrr.... yeh well, i had 4 parents" "chris, i think youve just been pulling a creeper" |
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| 2. | Hair pulling | ||
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Hair pulling is concidered an act of sex; when somebody is being taken from behind, their hair is pulled. The giver will grab the receivers hair and tug whilst giving pleasure from behind.
It is another form of the commonly used 'love handles'. An example of this would be:
A couple having sex... The giver will take the receiver from behind and pull their hair whilst giving them pleaser. Another form of 'love handles'. 'I like a bit of hair pulling whilst being taken from behind' |
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| 3. | ramen hair | ||
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When a chick has a long head of hair that is very tight and curly, resembling a brick of ramen. Brings hair pulling during sex to mind. Usually used in a complimentary manner. Aka Sideshow Bob hair. She didn't really have a smoking body, but the ramen hair made up for it.
She couldn't find her glasses; they were lost in her ramen hair. |
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| 4. | michael with the hair | ||
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Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head. That dude with the red shirt is pulling a michael with the hair
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| 5. | pulling an Ann Murray | ||
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When you go out to a bar/club and end up going home with and fucking a divorced woman in her mid-fifties who has big 80's hair and blue eye shadow looking just like the singer Anne Murray. Last night I got pretty fucked up, my buddy scored a young hottie but I just ended up pulling an Ann Murray.
Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom. |
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| 6. | Hair Sex | ||
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The activity in which 2 or more people engage in playing, fondling, and/or pulling each other's hair to please his/or her desire for hair or to please the urge of wanting to touch their partner/partners hair for curious/fetish reasons.
The orientation of the first hair sex remains a mystery but may have started around the 80's when hair was at it's finest. For those who wish safety and avoid htd's(Hair transmitted diseases) they may partake in protection such as hair nets or hair condoms(plastic caps or shower caps) Dangers include messy hair, loss of hair, oily hands, lice, wig. Humphrey wished to fulfill his fetish of afros and engaged in hair sex with a local man with a large afro named Marty.
Kelly was amazed by Keith's deathhawk, so she pinned him to a wall and began having hair sex by fondling the helpless victim's locks. |
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| 7. | pulling a trailer | ||
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What a pet does when walking around after unsuccessfully dropping a piece of poop because of a long hair it ate. Our dog was pulling a trailer through the basement and dropped it off on the carpet.
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