A long, well paid vacation when you're supposed to be on the job but no one can ever find you. Occasionally you stroll through the office with a stack of papers to appear as if you're working but no one can tell what you've done.
CEO: we've got a meeting in 10 minutes, have you've seen that new secretary?
VP: I saw her earlier walking toward the copy machine but that was like 4 hours ago and haven't seen her since.
Eaves dropping janitor: y'all looking fo dat new splittail dat ho out back wit a couple dem warehouse boys smokin blunts bumpin NWA and knockin back 40s like she on a kamalacation.
VP: I saw her earlier walking toward the copy machine but that was like 4 hours ago and haven't seen her since.
Eaves dropping janitor: y'all looking fo dat new splittail dat ho out back wit a couple dem warehouse boys smokin blunts bumpin NWA and knockin back 40s like she on a kamalacation.
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021