5 definitions by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim

Top Definition
1. Someone who is entirely against the consumption of clitoris, fish, pussy, snatch, and other species of vagina.

2. Someone who is completely for the consumption of cock.

3. A homosexual male or a strictly straight woman.

4. See Clarb.
Serenity: "Want half of my tuna sandwich?"
Chris: "No thanks, I'm an AntiVagitarian."

Nasty Prostitute: "Want some pussy?"
Polite Gentlemen: "No thank you, I've just become an AntiVagitarian."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 15, 2009
1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
1. A faggot who listens to house as well as shitty 90's metal.

2. A gay shim that is most commonly employed by ice cream establishments like Braums.

3. Any homosexual in possession of a Jeep.
Caleb: "Penis."
Chris: "What?"
Caleb: "I thought we were playing a game."
Chris: "You obviously misunderstood the game Clarb."

Mikka: "HAYYYY guys. You want some ice cream?"
Joey: "No thanks Clarb, I'm straight."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 14, 2009
1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 06, 2010
Commonly used word for small penis originating in northern Texas.

A person with a small dick.
Person A: "My dick is 1.5 inches hard."
Person B: "You're such a shim."

Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 12, 2009
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