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1. A faggot who listens to house as well as shitty 90's metal.

2. A gay shim that is most commonly employed by ice cream establishments like Braums.

3. Any homosexual in possession of a Jeep.
Caleb: "Penis."
Chris: "What?"
Caleb: "I thought we were playing a game."
Chris: "You obviously misunderstood the game Clarb."

Mikka: "HAYYYY guys. You want some ice cream?"
Joey: "No thanks Clarb, I'm straight."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 14, 2009

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