Chris's definitions

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

four man bob

four man bob is a poo that you have to rock yourself like a bobsleigh just to get it out you ass

eugh this is horrible four man bobber

by Chris January 10, 2005

R. Crumb

highly respected comic (comix!) book artist - did the cover for janis jopln's album

robert crumb

by chris December 14, 2003

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005