Chris's definitions

faggotess

An extremely obvious and flamboyant gay; a queer who touches people to bring pleasure to himself

You are a butt plugging faggotess!

by Chris October 26, 2003

Trelbow

A lage flabby tricept extending beyond the elow.

Her shirt sleve ripped because of her massive trelbow.

by Chris November 9, 2004

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006

old glory

quality clothing brand wornm be great people like myself

check out that glory t-shirt

by chris March 7, 2005

PEAF

PEAF is a reference to something that has a warm, milky, moist, and sticky nature. It originated from Milkweed, but can mean anything sticky.

Regular Definition:
Damn, that's a whole lotta PEAF that you're putting in your coffee. Careful with the PEAF, too much is bad for you.
I PEAFed on the Towel and Passed out...

by Chris February 21, 2003

blueberry dro

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.

yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze

by chris March 31, 2005