Chris's definitions

eastside

An area that one lives, has grown up in, or has gang relatied ties with over a certian period of time.

Wut hood you rep? You all ready know it's that gutta ass Eastside!!!!

by chris June 20, 2006

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003

FrozenBacon

Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.

CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.

Oh man, I have just been pwned by the rare FrozenBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

rabid

1 a : extremely violent : FURIOUS b : going to extreme lengths in expressing or pursuing a feeling, interest, or opinion
2 : affected with rabies

That rabid rat went wild and bit me.

by Chris March 20, 2005

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005