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One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.
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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
by Chris October 23, 2002
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Get the shitpoo mug.A bastardization of "My Two Bits"
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
by Chris July 22, 2006
Get the my two cents mug.A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Get the granny panties mug.word used in jay and silent bob strike back, a another term for hot bitch, use this term wisely or you might get slapped....
"what a boobootittyfuck"
by Chris December 20, 2004
Get the boobootittyfuck mug.Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."
by Chris December 26, 2005
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