Chris's definitions

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

boobootittyfuck

word used in jay and silent bob strike back, a another term for hot bitch, use this term wisely or you might get slapped....

"what a boobootittyfuck"

by Chris December 20, 2004

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005