Chris's definitions

jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

by chris May 5, 2005

Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!

If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!

by Chris March 18, 2005

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004

Killdozer

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

by chris June 4, 2004

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

Frances the Mute

Probably the best Album to come out in 2005 this year. The Mars Volta push the limits of prog rock with this album. Focusing their album more on song length, TMV did something very unique with this album. Basically having one whole song cut up into sections.

Frances the Mute is like a wave of electronic pulse riveting sensation that electrifies the body in a current of complex riffs, collaborations of several different arts of music, along with compassionate vocals, compressing this album into one harmonic sequence of greatness. The Mars Volta are pushing all the limits of Progressive Rock Music.

by Chris April 20, 2005