Chris's definitions

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

boobootittyfuck

word used in jay and silent bob strike back, a another term for hot bitch, use this term wisely or you might get slapped....

"what a boobootittyfuck"

by Chris December 20, 2004

bonez

Neil Zelikowitz, current drummer of Wuts

You Holla at ya bonez (Neil Zelikowitz)

by Chris March 18, 2005

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005