Chris's definitions

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005

Frances the Mute

Probably the best Album to come out in 2005 this year. The Mars Volta push the limits of prog rock with this album. Focusing their album more on song length, TMV did something very unique with this album. Basically having one whole song cut up into sections.

Frances the Mute is like a wave of electronic pulse riveting sensation that electrifies the body in a current of complex riffs, collaborations of several different arts of music, along with compassionate vocals, compressing this album into one harmonic sequence of greatness. The Mars Volta are pushing all the limits of Progressive Rock Music.

by Chris April 20, 2005

walk

Literally means to walk across the stage during your high school graduation ceremony to receive your diploma. However, people use the word to mean finishing high school.

Senioritis is really getting to me - I got D's in classes that I used to get A's in. I don't care anymore though, as long as I'm able to walk. That's all that matters.

by chris March 15, 2005

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

vin ruffino

dirty italian who lives in a place named kenmore.

Vin ruffino is hated by all lackawannians

by chris December 7, 2004