Chris's definitions

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 2, 2004

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

Wilko

Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.

Person: Eww, Jack is such a wilko!

OR

Person: Don't be so wilko.

by chris March 24, 2005

Grizzly

refers to a dumb ass mother fucker who talks too much

Dude, Alexx is so Grizzly...

by Chris January 16, 2005

jibb

to jibb someone is to pay them out.

Agh u just got jibbed by dat chick!

by chris December 15, 2004

JDM

Abbreviation for Japanese Domestic Market, which means parts or cars that originated in Japan that are sold in the United States. Alot of people classify their Honda's as JDM, the clean look.

Man, those amber corners on that civic hatch are mad JDM tight y0

by Chris January 17, 2005

Paislea

Hot ass chick that is amazing in the sack. Also smart, sweet, and a one of a kind girl.

Boy would I love to find me a Paislea!

by Chris April 20, 2005