Chris's definitions

democrat

a person of high moral conviction who votes and thinks with his heart and conscience, and not with his wallet. A person of true valor and integrity, who refuses to allow corporate greed and corruption govern his actions.

General Wesley Clark

by Chris December 27, 2003

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005

bahog

Big Ass Hunk O' Gold

That rich broad has a mac daddy BAHOG on her finger.

My retirement plan consists entirely of a BAHOG.

by chris June 18, 2006

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005