Chris's definitions

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

cup

something that you drink out of, or protective wear for guys in football

did you pour it in my favorite pink cup...

by Chris July 30, 2003

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

bahog

Big Ass Hunk O' Gold

That rich broad has a mac daddy BAHOG on her finger.

My retirement plan consists entirely of a BAHOG.

by chris June 18, 2006

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005