4 definitions by Chris Cowley

Guti

Abreviation of 'gutted' derived from the Real Madrid player José María Gutiérrez Hernández. For exaggeration "José María Guti" can be used.

"I've just lost a fiver"
"Guti!"

by Chris Cowley May 8, 2007

Hilario

Abreviation of Hilarious, derived from the name of Chelsea goalkeeper, Henrique Hilário M. Alves Sampaio. Hilario is a word you should use in response to a story that someone has just told you, which was either meant to be funny and wasn't or was just an interesting fact.

"Yesterday i went to Pizza Hut and lost a slice of my pizza...you could say I've lost my edge!!!!"
"Hilario"

"Did you know that children who passed through the Wimbledon Green around the time of The Wombles being aired actually caused a litter problem because they were leaving things for the Wombles to find."
"Hilario"

by Chris Cowley May 8, 2007

20

Used after a noun to describe it in the superlative. Derived From Championship Manager and later Football Manager stats, in which 20 was the maximum a player could have for any given attribute.

If you saw a girl with big breasts you might exclaime "waps 20!"

by Chris Cowley May 8, 2007

Valeri

Synonym of the word 'wank', derived from the name of Juventus and Bulgaria forward Valeri Bojinov, on the basis that his name sounds like the term "bodging off".

"You comin out later?"
"yeah but I'll be late probs cos I need a Valeri"
"Souey"

by Chris Cowley May 8, 2007