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1.
A beautiful, very talented writer. If she is your friend, she will stick by you no matter what.
Tends to have Madison's or Madi's as best friends.
girl one: wow, did you hear what she wrote?
girl two: yeah, it was amazing. she really is a valeri.
by ohmadi January 08, 2010
 
2.
Synonym of the word 'wank', derived from the name of Juventus and Bulgaria forward Valeri Bojinov, on the basis that his name sounds like the term "bodging off".
"You comin out later?"
"yeah but I'll be late probs cos I need a Valeri"
"Souey"
by Chris Cowley May 08, 2007