40 definitions by Charlotte

Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

by Charlotte June 9, 2004

bincins

A name... quite a retarded one at that.

I wish my name was Bincins!

by Charlotte April 9, 2005

JellibaB

a cutesy, bumbly, gorgeous person who is very special to you and you love very much!!
OR, alternatly, it's a sticky jelly thing covered in floury stuff spelt wrong.

How's ma ickle JellibaB today then??
OR:
I looooooove you, JellibaB!!!!!!!!

by Charlotte January 21, 2004

La Douleur Exquise

The exquisite pain of loving someone unattainable.

"Was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of loving someone so unattainable?"

by Charlotte June 9, 2004

ihysfm

i hate you so fucking much

opposite of ilysfm

GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID! IHYSFM!

by Charlotte July 27, 2005

Umpajig

Someone you don't like.

"Look, there goes the umpajig..."

by Charlotte June 9, 2004

George W. Bush

Soemone who looks like a monkey. A total jesuslover and a disgrace to his country. Someone who should have lost to John Kerry.

"I believe that, one day, the human being and the fish will coexist in peace." He actually said that.

by Charlotte May 7, 2005