11 definitions by Burt Reynolds

asspicnic

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

by Burt Reynolds March 9, 2004

Crap, but a greater form of it.

This isn't crap, its beyondcrap!

by Burt Reynolds March 2, 2003

An implosion and an explosion happening at the same time, therefore cancelling each other out.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

When someone plodes again

The guy ploded, and then reploded.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry

I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again

by Burt Reynolds February 14, 2004