asspicnic 

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

asspicnic by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

asspinion by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

asspicious 

To be suspicious of a booty, and to question its silicone content.

"Have you seen Kim Kardashian's ass? It's so huge!"
"I don't know man, I'm a bit asspicious, it look rather fake."

asspicious by Mach91 November 7, 2017

asspanic 

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

asspanic by Somnambulator September 13, 2007