Bubba's definitions

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

voldermortist

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.

Voldermortist is raging homo

by Bubba May 13, 2005

Fiesta

A small economy car that is popular in Europe and/or other poor or liberal hell holes.

Billy drives a Fiesta and he is a communist.

by bubba November 13, 2003

creud

1) The act of receiving a barrage of profanities following a routine post on Tha Mike.com

2) The glowing sensation one feels following anal sex with farm animals

"Dude, I think you just got creud"

"Man, I just got crued. Now my ass feels like it is on fire"

"You don't smell too bad for a fat chick. Wanna creu?"

by Bubba February 13, 2004

Cheesedick

A guy who has venereal disease which has caused a serious infection on his penis that oozes puss.

That freakin' hippie is a cheesedick, so you had better stay away from him.

by Bubba May 9, 2003

playing legos

another term for fornication and or sex in relation to physical sex or cyber sex

hey baby a/s/l wanna play legos.......

ummmm not really you dirty skank

by Bubba March 23, 2005