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by this time you MUST have done the following:
touched a boob
had at least 5 girlfriends
grown a bushfull of pubes
penis bigger than a carrot
grind against a girl
at least 5'4
and most important: masturbated countless times
hey stephen are you ready for 9th grade:
"naww man i havent touched a girl boob yet but i have touched my own!"
"uhh that does not count.. your gay you know that?!"
"i know! i am gay"
by Alfondso February 12, 2008

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