Brian's definitions

ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005

Bapudi

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

by Brian December 11, 2003

Twombly

A stupid or dumb remark or action.

"To pull a twombly"

by Brian March 12, 2003

lo3

A counter-strike term used in scrimmages and matches meaning "Live On Three."

Alright, get ready guys, it's lo3.

by Brian March 1, 2004

scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.

I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.

by Brian March 2, 2005

jaja

jaja is a rarely used word; it is only used by a select few. basically it is jamaican expletive slang for shit

holy jaja!!

i hafta go jaja really bad!

by Brian April 16, 2004