Brian's definitions

frumpy

Having a girl give you a blow job while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at the same time

I gave yo mamma a frumpy last night

by Brian February 15, 2003

DAC

DAC = David Allan Coe, one of the finest outlaw country artists to ever grace the scene. Wrote timeless classics such as "Take this job and shove it", "You never even called me by my name", "Would you lay with me(in a field of stone)", "Mona Lisa lost her smile" and countless more. Also collaborated with the late great Dimebag Darrell Abbott on an album entitled "Rebel meets rebel" which every metal and country fan should own.

David Allan Coe is a fine lyricist.

David Allan Coe has written some of the best country music around.

David Allan Coe is NOT Johnny rebel!

DAC, a true american rebel.

by Brian April 17, 2006

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

migmog

A racist slur for a black man

"Fucking migmogs are taking over!"

by Brian March 21, 2005

Snuff

The greatest punk rock band of all time.

Snuff plays everything from melodic hardcore to Japanese pop songs to covers of the Spice Girls.

by Brian June 9, 2003

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004

f0

A tornado with LIGHT DAMAGE: Some damage to chimneys, TV antennas, roof shingles displaced. Small branches broken on trees.

That f-0 tornado caused minimum damage, thank god it wasn't much bigger, it was close to a large city.

by Brian February 28, 2004