Brian's definitions

DL

short for on the down low. meaning a brotha is secretly looking for have sex with another dude

DL brotha here lookin to freak wit a hot dude.

by Brian January 23, 2005

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

GEORGE W BUSH

A president who no one in america (such as myself) likes, and somehow there's enough uneducated republicans to elect him, and bring the world for more years of his rule... i shudder at the thoguht.

whoever said that they see more bush/cheney stickers needs to go to a place like the bay area, where about 4 in 5 people voted democratic (no shit, and thats not counting minors, if they could vote there'd be way more democrats, as almost all the republicans here are old) and ther's still Kerry/Edwards stickers

by Brian January 5, 2005

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003