Brian's definitions

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005

hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004

fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

by brian September 2, 2004

Alienware

a box with a roswell sticker on it. its like platinum plastic

ooo the case is scary ::dies::

by brian January 7, 2004

ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

dolezals

the small but present hairs that form on your ass. They can be of assorted colors and lengths. To show the color of the dolezals, simply put the color in between dole and zal

Man ur dolezals are as long as my pubes.

(color) Hey man, my dole-black-zals are turning into dole-white-zals

by brian March 23, 2003

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005