Brian's definitions

Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.

Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.

by Brian November 4, 2003

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004

the OC

the worst show ever aired on television

the OC sucks ass hardcore!

by Brian October 12, 2004

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004

zambia

a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya.

"Zambia is the place to be!"
"If i had a friend, id take them to Zambia!"

by Brian February 27, 2004