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lifter

1.Someone that steals goods from shops - a thief a (shop)lifter
2.A weightlifter.
by Brendan October 2, 2003
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qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.
"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"
by Brendan July 7, 2004
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jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.
-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!
by brendan September 6, 2004
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UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
by brendan May 15, 2004
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Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).
Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?
by brendan September 14, 2004
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iyss

Johnny says:
have you heard the new Britney Spears song?
brendan says:
yeah some of it
brendan says:
then i turned the radio off
Johnny says:
i like it
Johnny says:
its good :)
brendan says:
iyss
by brendan May 25, 2004
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doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.
by brendan January 19, 2004
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