Brendan's definitions

Incher

Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.

Grant Downie

by Brendan April 6, 2003

poke

To touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.

''He toe poked it over the goal line''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

boom ting

The best of the best

that weed was Boom Ting weed

by Brendan December 12, 2003

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 6, 2004

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

cutties

Used when someone is upset or cut. Usually accompanied by a finger scissor cutting action across your front.

"Oooo, Stacey's got cutties!"
"Cutties!"
Can also be done silently with only fingers moving.

by Brendan March 24, 2005

tae

Scot's form of "to"

tae be or no tae be, thit is the question

by brendan May 20, 2004