Brendan's definitions

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

bamma

Someone who thinks they got it, but they don't.

You think you're a bad dude. Reailty is, you're not.

by brendan January 27, 2005

CEO

A guy that earns an average 411 times more than his average blue-collar employee.

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

by brendan July 12, 2004

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

camel

A hairy ass mother fucker that needs to shave everyday and also needs to learn how to fight by himself. They tend to group up and beat the shit out of other people and never stick to their own buisness. Also tend to think they own everything

That stupid camel needs to shave her back!

by Brendan February 27, 2004

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

Dolce

An attitude of superiority--living the sweet life. Living with pure class and style.

Living a socialite-esque existence

Is he wearing sunglasses inside? That is so dolce

by Brendan December 4, 2004