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250 definitions by Brendan

 
1.
asl
1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language
1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.
by Brendan March 29, 2004
 
2.
Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.
''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''
by Brendan April 05, 2003
 
3.
One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
Snowboarding is as good as sex
by brendan March 20, 2004
 
4.
The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.
Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit
by brendan November 05, 2004
 
5.
Kino - Kinesthetics - Touching, physical contact with a female
i got kino with that hottie!
by brendan May 13, 2004
 
6.
Pal
1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited
''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
 
7.
A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.
Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"
by Brendan October 10, 2003