Blenderhead91's definitions
(n.) Gastro-intestinal distress associated with consuming questionable foodstuffs typically available from (usually illegal) immigrant street vendors. Diahrrea (commonly of the explosive kind)and cramping are associated with this unfortunate malady.
Vince missed work after having a bad batch of Tandoori take-out.Sounds like a case of Dehli Belly. He's had the explosive shits all morning.
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
Get the Dehli Bellymug. Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
Get the Romancing the Stonemug. (n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."
Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!
by Blenderhead91 June 21, 2012
Get the crotch onionmug. After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010
Get the fiddling the ferretmug. by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the Lap Cannonmug. (n.) A radical authoritarian ideology fusing (usually Southern) Baptist values with extreme right-wing politics. Baptofascists tend to be the sort of (white) folks who put the Rebel Battleflag on their pick-up truck, use the n-word frequently, and believe in the Rapture. They also mininimize women's role ("Cookin' and cleanin' and servin' their husbands every whim"), are vehemently homo-phobic, and aren't shy about approaching total strangers to ask them if they have yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. All true Baptofascists are registered Republican, of course. All are pro-second ammendment, against gay marriage, and anti-women's reproductive rights. Baptofascists frequently can be found within earshot of an AM radio spewing Rush Limbaugh's philosophy of hate or The Sean Hannity show. They do not, however, listen to Glenn Beck, because he is a Mormon. Mormons are in league with Satan, silly.
by Blenderhead91 March 28, 2009
Get the Baptofascistmug. I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the crotch crustaceanmug.