look up any word, like daquan:

39 definitions by Blenderhead91

(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
41 8
To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.
I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
45 14
(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.
I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
42 11
The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.
Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
46 15
A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.
I left a resinous nug in the dash of Leo's Honda. I hope he didn't smoke it yet!
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
40 9
(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.
I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
53 23
The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
by Blenderhead91 June 07, 2009
49 22