A website where you can upload nude pictures of your ex for the purpose of revenge. This service is free and is a great way to show off the ingrown hairs on her shaven snatch.
I posted pictures of Nicole blowing me on imagefap. You can see her saggy tits, her acne, and her doped-out eyes as well as my dick stuffed in her cake-hole.
(Latin) Literally "Not Worth a Rat's Ass," the slogan of the Tunnel Rats
, who were either U.S. Army combat engineers or infantrymen of small stature who cleared the extensive tunnel network of the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.
Willy wore a patch with the saying "Non Gratum Anus Rodentum" on his field jacket. This indicates that he was a Tunnel Rat during 'Nam.
A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
To have a near-death experience.
Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"
Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
(n.) A condition afflicting an unhygenic vagina which may or may not be malodorous and produces little crusty pellets that may adhere to the vulva or collect in the panties. Turkish bread may be a result of any of several infections commonly associated with a woman's pussy or simply the result of not washing one's stanky snatch. Reportedly, turkish bread has a cheese-like flavor and is viewed as a delicacy to be spread on Triscuits or Ritz in some circles.
Nichole's turkish bread finally got to me after after all these years. Night after night of gagging on that crust just got to me; I had to leave.
n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.
I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.