Blenderhead91's definitions

Yam Hammer

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.

Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.

by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009

resinous nug

A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.

I left a resinous nug in the dash of Leo's Honda. I hope he didn't smoke it yet!

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

Dehli Belly

(n.) Gastro-intestinal distress associated with consuming questionable foodstuffs typically available from (usually illegal) immigrant street vendors. Diahrrea (commonly of the explosive kind)and cramping are associated with this unfortunate malady.

Vince missed work after having a bad batch of Tandoori take-out.Sounds like a case of Dehli Belly. He's had the explosive shits all morning.

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

Long Bong Silver

(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.

Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."

Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010