(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.
What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.
(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.
Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.
(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."
(n.) The external genitalia of a woman; the vulva.
"Look at the camel-toe of Glennis! I betcha her reversible yam is in need of a good noshing!"
To perform felatio. To suck a penis.
Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.
to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.
Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.