12 definitions by Big Looch

Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Looch March 18, 2021

Stingray

The most mystic creature of all. Sesh god of the ocean, and destroyer of poon; for fun.

Vick Jones: yo u take the corresponder to class
Looch: sato brother I got stingray tendencies

by Big Looch February 2, 2023

u tryna?

The best pickup line of all time. There is no debate. Just ask the bitches... they'll know.

Busty: yo korman u tryna?
Korman: no shit i've been tryna my whole life
***hard fuck for 3 minutes***

by Big Looch March 18, 2021

Sheets

Incredibly unable to function like a standard human being. Typically absolutely wasted but bag increases the tendency. Have u heard of it?

Deg: i’m so fuckin sheets
Looch: mcsheetsterson ferda?
Deg: i’m shit tuned

by Big Looch September 16, 2023

Gurxed

The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.

YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap

by Big Looch March 23, 2021

Dishbag

An absolute weapon, or rather, a silent killer with unyielding steez. Someone who enjoys the small things, and consistently embodies the likes of a dishgod. Can usually be found humming gato beez on the train tracks, or boozing under the thunderclouds, relishing in excellence.

Slick: yo why can't I develop ferda tendencies
Terrier: you have to be more dishbag trust
Slick: so factual and hype

by Big Looch November 5, 2023

Jones

A devious hype. A situation that deviously hypes u up. It’s devious.

Slick: Yo it’s jones as fuck in here right now
The epit: u took the words right out my mouth

by Big Looch February 22, 2023