11 definitions by Bhadbhabiebhitch

Shankful

When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person

Person 1: your kinda shankful for this
Person 2: I know but it’s for protection

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Flobber

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Keeva

A cute lil Irish potato

That’s a Keeva of a potato

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Elizajames

The worst friend you could ever find but you don’t want to be mean and stop being their friend so you have to pretend like you like them

“She’s an elizajames but she kinda crazy and will beat me up if I say I don’t want to be her friend”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Jewhore

When someone goes to bed way too early and you hate them for it

Don’t go to sleep you jewhore

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

yekted

Yekted is when you laugh really hard and almost piss your pants

“She just yekted so hard! what is she laughing at?”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019