12 definitions by Bensta

STD grab-bag

a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

by Bensta December 1, 2005

bitchcandie

- n. - Someone's "bitch", prostetute" or "ho"

Don't mess with her, she's mah bitchcandie

by Bensta November 23, 2005

baod

Sack of drugs, usually cocaine or marijuana

You gots the baod? 'Cause I gots the cash...

by Bensta November 23, 2005

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta November 27, 2005

pappy

- n. - a father or grandfather, or old folk in general

Homie 1: Hey, wanna meet me in da alley and garden some Mary Jane?
Homie 2: Aw schnap, I gotta visit mah pappy! Maybe some other day...
Homie 1: Dayums, me too...I hate mah papps but I gotta score some watson from dat biatch...catcha Tuesday.
Homie 2: Yah-yah! Buhbye

by Bensta November 23, 2005

schnap

- n. - Old fashioned term acting as a swear word; only the ghettoest of ghetto use this term

Schnap, da cops is on to us!

by Bensta November 23, 2005

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta November 27, 2005