12 definitions by Apollo83

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
by Apollo83 July 6, 2019
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A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience
You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high
by Apollo83 July 9, 2019
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Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".
by Apollo83 August 15, 2019
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A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
by Apollo83 July 13, 2019
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A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
by Apollo83 July 23, 2019
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A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head
Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror
by Apollo83 February 19, 2023
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A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.
How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black
by Apollo83 July 26, 2019
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