by Soldier4Higher January 16, 2007
A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.
by Retwiler January 01, 2010
if your not a helmet head she wont suck it
by ballzz March 24, 2003
A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".
"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"
by TweederBSU November 14, 2007
A sexy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.
I heard he is in love with this chick from his Math tutorials , but dude she is a total Helmet Head.
by Thenoogmegzator1337 April 28, 2011
by JaneJill March 08, 2010
A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.
by mtotheo November 07, 2003