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Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.
It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Dart Team Goalie

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.
Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
mugGet the Dart Team Goaliemug.

Island Time

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
mugGet the Island Timemug.

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
mugGet the Field Cardmug.

Scabrosus

1. The latin word for itchy

2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Fart Pellet

The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
Whoaaa sorry Bro that is gonna stink. I had a whole bowl of fart pellets for lunch. Sorry man.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
mugGet the Fart Pelletmug.

Total Bitch

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.
She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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