by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020
(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020